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'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

The Affordable Shredder

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'Shred your insterts mister?'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

The Origami Society...

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

Houdini's infancy.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'