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The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

'Once again, I fold.'

Formula One car origami

Printers

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

Origami Mail

Fluctating Graph.

Musical arrows.

"This new guy's really good!"

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

'I'm all for recycling newspapers, but I don't go for this printing a new paper directly on top of the old one.'

"Why couldn't you be a doctor's note or a legal document like your brother?"

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

Shooting in Ireland

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

Ground Game!

A group of hunters.

'Nice Shooting.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

Bureaucracy.

'I'll need the S.A.T.'s, G.E.D.'s and A.C.T.'s, ASAP...'

Log in, paper out.

In too deep