Paper Plane Pilot T-Shirts

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Parker?

Out-tray Paper Aeroplanes

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

'Oh, not much. Same old, same old.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Paper Aircraft

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

A Man With Problems.

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'So, how was flight school?'

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Only in the newspapers.

'Where's air traffic control?'

'Your memo Sir? It's just flown in... er I mean arrived now.'

'...Breaking news coming in...'

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

The Day They Invented Papyrus

'Your memo Sir? It's just flown in... er I mean arrived now.'

'Cool, but who you gonna get to throw it?'

Things will turn around eventually... Meanwhile....

Design and Technology lesson

'. . .5. . .4. . .3. . .there's always one!'

'He handles stress very well. It's these down times when he gets annoying.'

"This is a great place to work - if you're prone to do something like that."

"Welcome aboard folks, today's flight time will be approximately four seconds, so sit back, relax. . ."