Paper Crafting Aficionado Mugs

Cut out and keep your own Jesus.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

International House of Paperwork

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Cow InOut Trays.

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

'911!'