Paper Artists Prints

Making Christmas Decorations

Origami hunter hunts origami duck.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Plagiarist!"

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Once again, I fold.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Formula One car origami

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Printers

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."