Paper Airplane Pilot Gifts

"I'm posting off your cheque right now...airmail."

Design and Technology lesson

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

With so many ways to communicate, only airmail still gets their attention.

Seminar Today: Making Your Money Go Farther. It's just a tutorial on folding paper airplanes.

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'Just checking to see if you're still alive.'

"This is a great place to work - if you're prone to do something like that."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

A Man With Problems.

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

'So, how was flight school?'

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

If cartoonists fought wars.

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Only in the newspapers.

'Where's air traffic control?'

'Your memo Sir? It's just flown in... er I mean arrived now.'

'...Breaking news coming in...'

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

The Day They Invented Papyrus

'Your memo Sir? It's just flown in... er I mean arrived now.'

'Cool, but who you gonna get to throw it?'

Things will turn around eventually... Meanwhile....

'. . .5. . .4. . .3. . .there's always one!'

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Parker?

Freezer Supply Company, 5:00P.M.