Paper Airplane Constructor Gifts

Newspaper circulation gauge.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'So, how was flight school?'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

If cartoonists fought wars.

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

Only in the newspapers.

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'Where's air traffic control?'

'Your memo Sir? It's just flown in... er I mean arrived now.'

'...Breaking news coming in...'

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

The Day They Invented Papyrus

'Cool, but who you gonna get to throw it?'

'Your memo Sir? It's just flown in... er I mean arrived now.'

Things will turn around eventually... Meanwhile....

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Parker?

'. . .5. . .4. . .3. . .there's always one!'

Design and Technology lesson

"This is a great place to work - if you're prone to do something like that."

'I'm looking at your resume at this moment and it shows great potential.'

"Welcome aboard folks, today's flight time will be approximately four seconds, so sit back, relax. . ."

'He handles stress very well. It's these down times when he gets annoying.'

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

Out-tray Paper Aeroplanes

Secretary of the Air Forces

Freezer Supply Company, 5:00P.M.