Panto Performer Mugs

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

The Land Before Mimes.

Creative department ?

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

Scottish Love

News - Panto stars to strike.

'He's behind you!'

Circus trousers

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

Panto: Snow White and the Dwarf

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

Violinist plays stringy cheese

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

Sergei Prokofiev.

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

"Oh Gary, I wish you could see this."

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

Sale: Air guitar. As new.

Christmas songs

"I don't think air guitar counts."