Stress Clinic - Special Today: Bridge-Crossing Phobias.
Panic Conqueror Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates the panic conqueror's fearless spirit—full of humor and encouragement to tackle whatever challenges come their way.
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
"Here we are."
What My Day Feels Like
Keeping warm.
'You'll never believe the day I've had...'
"We're going to the Vet aren't we."
"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."
Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.
The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions
'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'
"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"
A guide to seasons in the North East
Finally! A cure for the common cold!
'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'
'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'
"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"
"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."
IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND
In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray
"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."
Business coach hiding in speach desk.
Riding the Rollercoaster.
College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower
'Maybe change is a good thing.'
The End is Nigh
"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."
"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."
So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?
"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."
'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'
'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'
'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'
The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.
"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"
Panic Conqueror Mugs Collection
Panic Conqueror Pillows
Find the perfect pillows to add a touch of encouragement and humor for the panic conqueror's space.
Panic Conqueror Prints
Browse our prints collection for inspiring artwork that celebrates resilience and creative strength.
Panic Conqueror T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for the creative spirits who bravely face every panic with style and wit.