Panic Buyer Mugs

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

"Panic-buying in expectation of a public sector strike."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

The End is Nigh

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

'The old one fell apart.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

Panic Button

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

Think Small.

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Flush Direct

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

"I'll have all that, and this."