Panic Buyer Enthusiast Prints

"Norman's been panic buying Jerry Cans."

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

The End is Nigh

Capitalism gone nuts!

'The old one fell apart.'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

Panic Button

Flush Direct

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"This model is priced higher, but it comes with glow-in-the-dark stars."

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"

"I know the government's carrying part of the risk, but I'm not sure Mr.Cameron knows much about plumbing."

British Weather Bureau Symbols

"Ooh, I need this!"

"Can Jonny come out to panic-buy with us?"

First Wave. Second Wave.

"The boy sure likes it!"

'I know nothing about cars. Is this a good lemon?'

"You can have my disinfectant when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

The Modern World is so Full of Anxiety

"Panic-buying in expectation of a public sector strike."

'They all do that, Sir!'

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