Pandemics Pillows

"I grant you three wishes – as long as they're not hand sanitiser, face masks or toilet paper."

"Rupid Raronarirus!"

The Cougher

'Someday, just for a change, why can't we send American Flu to Asia?'

'Sorry, I'm anticipating the pandemic.'

Distancing with the Stars

Due to COVID-19 the staff has gone home. Please torture self via entering and closing door behind you. Thank You.

"I want a pony!"

Self-Isolation Insight

Ill Wind

"Call this a pandemic? This ain't no pandemic. The Black Death of 1347, now THAT was a pandemic!"

ALEment 1

The new normal.

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

Black plague swab testing

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"That's one of our more popular models."

COVID 22

"So can anyone tell me what this stands for?"

"Anyone who thinks this virus is a hoax needs to wake up and smell the coffee... If they still have a sense of smell."

Save the world together

Social distancing has put a dampener on any kissing under the mistletoe.

Covid pinata

The new global mantra flag for the future

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"60 feet 6 inches oughta be fine.", "666 feet if you really want to be safe."

"When this is over the estate sales are going to be amazing. I'm already planning mine."

S&P 500

Mountains of Toilet Paper.

Those Who Get Off On Not Social Distancing: 87% Celebrities On ZOOM: 83%. "We're All In This Together": 82%

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