Pandemics Pillows

"I grant you three wishes – as long as they're not hand sanitiser, face masks or toilet paper."

"Rupid Raronarirus!"

The Cougher

'Someday, just for a change, why can't we send American Flu to Asia?'

'Sorry, I'm anticipating the pandemic.'

Distancing with the Stars

"I want a pony!"

Self-Isolation Insight

Ill Wind

"Call this a pandemic? This ain't no pandemic. The Black Death of 1347, now THAT was a pandemic!"

Due to COVID-19 the staff has gone home. Please torture self via entering and closing door behind you. Thank You.

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

Social distancing has put a dampener on any kissing under the mistletoe.

ALEment 1

Black plague swab testing

"So can anyone tell me what this stands for?"

Save the world together

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"Would you believe me if I said you can stop worrying about the Coronavirus?"

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

The new global mantra flag for the future

"Anyone who thinks this virus is a hoax needs to wake up and smell the coffee... If they still have a sense of smell."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

"That's one of our more popular models."

COVID 22

Covid pinata

The new normal.

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

S&P 500

Mountains of Toilet Paper.

"So weird not wearing a mask."

Janus 2021

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

"Well, it's different - last week's basic essentials were milk, pasta and loo rolls."