Pandemic-themed Collections Mugs

Toilet Roll Prank

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

Holiday Gifts 2020

Back To Nowhere Sale!

Luddite Zoom.

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Social Distancing

Mask cosmetics

"I'm honored to share my research at your virtual academic conference."

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."

"Still too close."

Alt. TP

Art in Pandemic Time

Working from home

I warned you. Martinis sipped through a straw just go down a whole lot faster!

"I knitted it myself."

Cats Zoom

Of course your boss said you couldn't. It just isn't practical for a clown to work from home. (Published originally on Nov. 13, 2014.)

"Sorry sir, parks are for exercise only - sitting's not allowed."

Professional Killers in Panic!

"Seriously? Unless it is N95 and properly fitted, a mask is totally ineffective."

Vaccine Ready Classics

Everybody's doing the QR shuffle

"Careful! Six feet apart."

"Didn't take long for style to come into it, did it?"

New cards for Christmas and New Year

New outbreak of Elbow-la

It's just a guess, but right now there probably are more well-organized sock drawers than ever before.

"Will you please marry somebody else."

Flu Masks.

"I left my vaccination passport in my other hazmat suit."