Pandemic Story Collector Mugs

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

Trump returns home

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

I break for toilet paper

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Mandatory mask use

Vaccine race

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

The world on lockdown

"I've made a snow angel."

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

Christmas 2020

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

More COVID-19 "What if" stories...

"Still too close."

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

"College?! Are you crazy?! Thanks to the coronavirus, you'll be lucky to graduate from the kitchen and continue schooling in the dining room!"

Happy Birthday

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

"It was the only mask they had left."

Working from home...

"I walked into a bank without a mask..."

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

Sorry no toilet paper. We were wiped out!

"Everyone stay home."