Pandemic Satire Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Hand over your Purell."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Distance to avoid contagion

Bribes for Jabs

Lend me your ears

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Merry Christmas

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Virtual Beach

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

The trap

Decontamination

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Social distance queue starts here

State of the Union

Covid-19, Mask Up