Pandemic-related Humor Prints

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Face Mask Romance

Start of school year in Cuba 1

The trap

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Decontamination

Virtual Beach

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Social distance queue starts here

The Masked Singer

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Covid-19, Mask Up

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"