Pandemic Reflections Pillows

Toilet Paper Inheritance

"It's been a rough seven years."

"Made a king-sized portion of my Nana's famous cheese ball with toast points..."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

I used to wish they could be here all the time. Now I'm glad to see them leaving in the mornings again.

In Isolation

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"I idolised him, then I saw his kitchen!"

"Greeting the day with a fart has never felt more appropriate."

"Frank, you had your face covered and were six feet apart for years before COVID.

Social distancing fatigue

Advent Calendar

Covid Lockdowns and Weight Gain

"You know, I kinda like having clean hands - makes a change."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

The new normal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"He just said his first word!"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

The Return of the Germ

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

Bubbling

"#Living my best life."

"I hate when this happens."

Working from home.

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!