Pandemic Precautions Mugs

"It's apple-scented Purell."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The new normal

Fighting the Pandemic

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Whack-a-molecule

My Dream Valentine

Covid and the Vaccines

Hand sanitizer

Sputnik V

Wash your hands

The Canary in the Coal Mine

Frontline health workers

Merry Christmas

'I tried it at home...'

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

The Masked Singer

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

COVID tips from Wild Animals

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Covid injected with vaccine

"Remember to give your Psychologist that apple."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Thank you Doctor

Stop Pandemic

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

"Have a nice day"

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

Protoxoan social distancing.

Good cop, bad cop 2020.