"Have a good day at school, and don't worry about the killer virus."
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Pandemic Dining
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Elbow bump
Self Isolation Kit
Opportunities in Coronatimes
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."
vaccine wars.
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
Covid Inquiry / Enquiry
The Three Wise Queens
"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."
Deaths from Coronavirus
"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."
The Cougher
"To be or not to be."
Booster shots
"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."
The new normal
"Lenny?" "Darrell?"
I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.
Coronavirus Impact on Children
"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."
"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."
Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?
"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
Social Distancing Club
SAGE mentality
Covid Variants
Strainspotting
Coronavirus Sisyphys
Coronavirus Waves
Water is discovered on the moon....
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