Pandemic Playdate T-Shirts

"Jeez, these things are hot."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Teddy Bear

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Extra innings.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

I love bathtime.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness