Pandemic Planners Pillows

And of course no holiday party would be complete without the traditional elbow bumping under the mistletoe

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

The new global mantra flag for the future

COVID-19 Stops Economy

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

S.O.S. vaccine

Holiday Gifts 2020

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'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Airplane dropping vaccines.

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

Trick or Treatment.

Covid Vaccines

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

Shop signs: then vs. now

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"Have a nice day"

S&P 500

Anthony Fauci is Trump's scapegoat

Hand Sanitizer

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Hazmat suit

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Hand Sanitiser

Opec & Coronavirus

Covid Podium

WHO Global Pandemic Treaty

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"