Pandemic Philosophers Prints

"Wait -- a NEWER normal?"

"Remember when we thought the pandemic was only going to last a couple of weeks."

Burying our heads in the sand

"Once upon a time there was something called the status quo."

"Dammit! I just realized, now I'm going to miss the appointment for my second shot."

"Finally! I'm saved!"

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

Omicron Christmas

"You know times are tough when a rugged voice saying 'We're all in this together' dubbed over footage of an SUV snaking down a mountain road is comforting."

Black Friday Bargains in Times of Corona

"Bear it, loser! Linus, here. . . has been double vaccinated!"

Covid Drum

"Have you had a cough in the last 14 days?"

A baby watching coronaviruses on television

"Sorry pal, but at least we're not being blamed." (pig, bird, and mosquito talking to a bat about virus blame)

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"But plague spreading is all I know?"

The corona ranger

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

The face mask

"Greeting the day with a fart has never felt more appropriate."

"Guru? No! I came up here for social distancing but I do some stock trading on the side."

Pendemic

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

Keeping occupied in lockdown

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

"It's hard being cooped up, but it's also a good opportunity to work on some personal projects."

Clockdown

"Nope--I'm old, fat, and male--I wouldn't stand a chance out there."

"What we used to refer to as 'a social life'."

"I know we broke up months ago, but social distancing has made it too hard to meet new people."

The beige bird of low-grade depression.

"Once we're all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."