Pandemic Performer Prints

Covid-19 Protection: Your own mime box.

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

You finished Netflix

"You have got to be kidding!?!"

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

Lend me your ears

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Nonsense Poem

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

The Organic

"The pandemic experts said flatten the curve? I thought they said flatten the curve."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Working from home

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

They're behind me aren't they?

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Jeez, these things are hot."

The trap

Holding a gun to the WHO

Decontamination

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Do what you can to flatten the curve