Pandemic Jokes Gifts

"George thinks this is a superspreader event."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Merry Christmas

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

The trap

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Virtual Beach

Decontamination

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

The Masked Singer

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Social distance queue starts here

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

State of the Union

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Covid-19, Mask Up

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

Baseball player wearing a face mask.