Pandemic Inspiration Gifts

Captain Tom

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Nonsense Poem

"The pandemic experts said flatten the curve? I thought they said flatten the curve."

Valentine Vaccines

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

The trap

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

Essential work against Coronavirus

"#Living my best life."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Vaccines and solidarity against the pandemic

Vaccine race

Mandatory mask use

"Thank God!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Sleeping masks

Together we defeat the Pandemic

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"I've made a snow angel."

Working from home

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

The Face Mask

"Well, at least he accomplished something during the lockdown."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."