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Pandemic Impact Analyzer Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates their impact analysis skills—witty, insightful, and perfect for anyone who loves turning data into stories. A great way to add a touch of humor and inspiration to their morning routine.
2021
"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."
COVID Road Map
"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."
"Most of us only come in two days a week now."
Stock Market
And now for today's lead story. . .
Covid Vaccines
Shop signs: then vs. now
'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'
Just in time for Halloween...
MLB Owners, Players, Fans
Opec & Coronavirus
Covid Podium
Anthony Fauci is Trump's scapegoat
"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."
S&P 500
Small Cash Infusion
Novak Djokovic Deported from Australia
Hungarian Democracy and Coronavirus
God and the Devil play poker
Boris Johnson running away from an EU bull and a Coronavirus
Would You like Some Coronavirus with Your Wealth?
Superspreader
Matt Hancock
"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."
Any More Winning like This and We Are All Going to Die
New Normal
Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.
"I had an accident at work. Can you treat me at your hospital?"
"Sure I'm sure; it's science. Heat and light kills covid!"
virUS
"THe vice president here is now in charge of the efforts to control the coronavirus. . "
Corona virus Christmas tree
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