Pandemic Humor Lovers Mugs

"Yes, please approach the bench...but not too close."

Omicron Home Office

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us to social distance effectively."

stay safe in isolation

4 Activities to Balance Your Health During the Quarantine

Covid and Aedes

Omicron is coming to town! - It knows when you're not masking. . .

"I can't fit these things, but I'm sure it doesn't matter. . ."

"Why not?"

"Don't panic! It's not the virus!"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

With this latest mask mandate we've had to ramp up production. Caption cartoons are switching to balloons."

Delivery slots unavailable

"Who was that unmasked man?"

"Okay smart arse you choose our holiday destination next time!!"

Aim for the ones without a mask.

Foosball, 2020 version.

That was unnecessary when the health department advised us to avoid touching our faces.

I've been looking forward to this moment for years but always pictured it much differently.

"Hey, I got a fella here who says he needs to work in April, says he's an essential business."

New Contraceptive Methods

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Distance to avoid contagion

Lend me your ears

The Official Covid-19 Diet

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)