Pandemic History Buffs Pillows

"Ring-a-ring O' roses. . ."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"To be or not to be."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Sundial Time

The First Fire Stick

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Coronavirus Waves

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

The Official Covid-19 Diet

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Vaccination Passport

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'