Pandemic Fitness Buff Mugs

Ted decided to get back into shape during the lockdown, so he broke out his 'Sweatin to the Oldies' video.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Speed reader...?"

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

Content Creator

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Weight Gain Denial

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

Motor-blender.

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Stork doing weight training.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"It's the worse case of flatulence I've ever witnessed!"

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

"You're a body-builder? - Surely not that one!"

'Will a six pack protect you against market fluctuations?'

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.