Pandemic Fitness Buff Mugs

Ted decided to get back into shape during the lockdown, so he broke out his 'Sweatin to the Oldies' video.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Speed reader...?"

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Weight Gain Denial

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'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Stork doing weight training.

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

Motor-blender.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

"It's the worse case of flatulence I've ever witnessed!"

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

Olympic Doping

"You're a body-builder? - Surely not that one!"

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

'Will a six pack protect you against market fluctuations?'