Pandemic Debaters Mugs

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"He just said his first word!"

Corona Funeral

Blue Origin

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

The Canary in the Coal Mine

Sputnik V

The Return of the Germ

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

New scenario with the vaccine

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

How Stupid Is Your Love?

Pandemic Jeopardy

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

Covid Restrictions

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

"Now that you've been given the vaccine, let us know if you start craving raw meat."

"Closed until further notice."

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

"I hate when this happens."

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

Delta and Omicron Race