Pandemic Companionship Gifts

Looking for someone to self-isolate with

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Canine Companion

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Cling-On Dog

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I heard they mate for life."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"I hate it when we fight."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Your love gives me strength."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Is this who I am?"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Next!'