Pandemic Chef Gifts

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

3rd Wave

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Covid-19 Caution

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Stay at home food pyramid

She found baking helped enormously.

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"Dinner looks delicious."

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

"Thanks for the starter!"

The Lone Ranger at Home

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

You finished Netflix

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"So if I replace all the ingredients with sand I should be okay."

"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym."

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

'Hot Lunch.'

The social distancing pepper mill.

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

"We're sort of open."

Working from home

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

"How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?"

A woman claps at two paint marks on a wall

"Made a king-sized portion of my Nana's famous cheese ball with toast points..."

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth