Pandemic Adaptation Gifts

"Hi. My name is Chris and I'm a 'rubbing alcoholic.'"

Use of masks at official events

"And what would you like for Christmas, little boy!"

Teleconferencing with face masks

"Mom, I'm losing my edge with remote learning. I've forgotten how to harass a substitute teacher!"

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

Socially Media Distancing

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Self-Isolating: Happy Easter

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Post-corona road to recovery

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

Emergency Firebreaker

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

Covid Fightback

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"Have a nice day"

Dancing Doctor

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

Hand Sanitizer

Keep out - Covid-19

Masked Pianist

"I'm not taking any chances!"

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"Going to the dining room is included in the ban on non-essential travel."

Sisyphus 2021

Solemn Seasons