Pandemic Gifts

"Until now, I never understood why you got so excited when someone walked past the house."

"Dear Santa, Sorry no cookies this year. Please wipe down all surfaces when you leave. Thx!"

Christmas 2020

"Self isolation. What's the big deal."

Graduation Day 2020

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

Social Distancing Common Sense

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

School uniform shop

"Have you been tested?"

"For a start, your social-distancing skills suck!"

Covid 19 Christmas Nativity Scene.

"I have to self-isolate - pass the packing tape...Cough!"

"We're running low so some of you will have to share."

Happy 2021

New Normal

"I don't know why everyone's so concerned about toilet paper."

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

F**k i ffwrdd: F**K OFF

Handy chart

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Hey, look! The restaurants are opening back up."

Men standing at a distance from the urinal

Vaccine-Reveal Party

"Social distancing is really cramping my style."

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

"...seventy-one... four thousand, six hundred and seventy-two... four thousand, six hundred and seventy-three... four thousand, six hundred and..."

"Sometimes it feels like the whole world's been turned upside down."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

Corona isolation

"I didn't call you fat. I said you needed to flatten the curve."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"