Pancake Protester Mugs

Occupy Waffle House.

The Fourth Little Pig

Do Not Resuscitate

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Is that pancake ready yet?

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Time for pancakes!

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Nice ceiling. Is it stucco?"

I use the word "batter" when talking about either of my two favorite things, pancakes and baseball!

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

'Net to catch pancake.'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."