Pampering Pioneers Prints

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

Spa

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Loofah Lady

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

The Cat Spa

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

The Manicure.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Happy National No Housework Day

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Being Pampered.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

Beauty regime

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

'Well, I'll tell you about ear trims...

"Oh, yes, it's ladies night..."

Relaxing in the bathtub

"Is your spouse bad at babying you when you're sick?"