Pampered Pooch Perception Pillows

Dog jumping out of limo

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Why Poodles Become Killers

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"That's just not the real me."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"He wants a second opinion."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

Dog Chow Mein

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'