Palmistry Enthusiasts Mugs

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Pie Filling Reader

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Amateur Palmist

"I spy something blue."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Palm Reading

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Dyslexic Palm Reading