Palmistry Enthusiasts Mugs

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Pie Filling Reader

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Gas, is it the future?"

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Amateur Palmist

"I spy something blue."

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Palm Reading

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"I can't read anything right now. We have to wait a bit: Your palm is all wrinkled..."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'