Palliative Care Worker Pillows

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'I'd like to go raging into the night, but I don't feel up to it.'

Selfie with death

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Joint Ventures!

Social Worker

"Someone to see you!"

First aid departments

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Shoptalk

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"I find this helps, when I have to tell a patient some devastating news."

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

'You wanted a second opinion?'

'Second childhood, eh?'

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"A bit nervous.. It is your first euthanasia I presume."

Gravedigger

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