Palliative Care Worker Pillows

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'I'd like to go raging into the night, but I don't feel up to it.'

Selfie with death

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"They no longer call it Last Rites because they can keep on coming back and do it again. I think the new name for the sacrament is Annoying of the Sick."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Joint Ventures!

Social Worker

"Someone to see you!"

First aid departments

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

Shoptalk

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"I find this helps, when I have to tell a patient some devastating news."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

'You wanted a second opinion?'

'Second childhood, eh?'

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."