Paleontology Buff Pillows

Bronchitisaurus "Cough, cough, wheeze, gasp!"

'Hah! ? you think you've got lower back pain?'

Dinosaur laughing at another being hit by small meteorite.

"Extinction? Relax. We're too big to fail."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Free Range Eggs

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

All dinosaurs should learn to swim in order not to die out! If we sell these to schools and issue stocks, we'll become rich!

"I heard you were extinct!"

"Who are you calling plug-ugly?" (2 Triceratops)

"Show some respect, stop saying 'Who isn't a pretty boy.'"

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

Why Tyrannosaurs never did push-ups.

Dinosaur Selfies

Dinosaur Politics

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

'I heard you were extinct.'

"Wait, wait. Let's arm wrestle."

T-Rex at the Salad Bar.

Dinosaurs: "Small world, eh?" "Nah, we're just really really big."

"He's having a terrific year - four dinosaurs, three brontosaurs, and five tyrannosaurs so far."

"Watch and learn, Son."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'Oh, good! -- Here comes Java Man!'

'He followed me home, Dad. Can I keep him?'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Since I was rear-ended by a brontosaurus all I can hunt for is roots and tubers.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

'Oh, I can be cold blooded.'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"I think it's time we got working on those arms a bit."