Paleoart Prints

A caveman paints from life

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Paleo-to-go

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"This age will be known as the era of massive weight gain."

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

"That guy."

'I think I preferred your meals before I discovered fire.'

"He's on the paleo diet."