Paleo Foodie Mugs

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"I don't care if you asked for a mammoth burger. Soy beans are all I could gather, so it's tofu burgers all round!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Paleo-to-go

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Paleo Camp

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

'The stems are better for you.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'