Palate Paparazzi Mugs

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Selfie World

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

The Pooperrazzi

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"He loves to give autographs!"

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars"

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

Press Pass

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

"I think this is a red."

Smile!

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"