Palate Explorer Pillows

"I think this is a red."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Diner.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Too much cilantro

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Your lobster was off!

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

I love Cannelloni

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Tzatzikicicle

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Platter confusion.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Habanero ..."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."