Pajama Party Animal Pillows

Tiger Costume

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

Bookworm Sleepover

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Bubbly

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Pajama Day 743

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The No No No's

Join me in a Martini?

Early photobombing

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Beers

Balancing two espresso martinis

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Wolf Karaoke

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Margarita

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Karataoke

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"