Pajama Lover Gifts

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

"Yes, I was home schooled. How did you know?"

Morning Procrastination

'If you don't mind me saying, you're looking a little tired.'

"I'm the night shift foreman - you wanted to see me?"

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

'It's snowing, Edna. Call the office and tell them I can't make it in.'

'You requested a wake-up call, sir.'

Telework Pants

"I feel so silly. I got dressed in the dark and it was the first thing I grabbed."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"Dress down day was yesterday!"

Bunny Slippers

So Far So Good

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

The Daily Commute

"We're both self-isolating, but still no symptoms of pajamas rash."

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'Mother sent me back to school the minute I was feeling better.'

'It's casual Friday, Ed, but not pajama pants casual.'

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

Gordon usually works from home.

'Look, buddy -- I'm just trying to do my job!'

'You say you lost your last three jobs because of oversleeping?'

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

'Telephone sex in New England'

Sleeping man leaves rest room.

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

"Looks like the city is slowly getting back to normal!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."