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'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Jack of all trades

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

Paul Klee

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

The DaVinci Code

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Face painting.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I think he was a celebrity."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Painting clouds

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

A caveman paints from life

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

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