Paint Spiller Mugs

'I'm beggining to regret ever getting you an adult colouring book.'

Face painting.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Jackson Pollock Studio

'Do I have to be creative?'

Raphael

A holiday at home

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Cooking With Pollock.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

Jackson Pollock.

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Money isn't everything! (Published originally on Sept. 23, 2013.)

Artist, painting graphs.

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Dali Paints His Dreams

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

Artistic Licence.

Creative Differences.

"Woopsie. Sorry about that, your holiness."

'This is ornithology - Arts next door!'