Paint Shade Admirer Mugs

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Blue Dress

Snow is falling...

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Frank Sinatra.

"The last doggy bag."

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

A Night In the Art Gallery

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Rembrandt's Selfies

Centaur falls in love.

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

Victorian woman at a bar.

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

Now class

Louis Armstrong

A man looking at art in a gallery notices a box hidden in a dark corner labeled "Remainders".

"OK, now take one with mine."

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

Baroque skier

The five orders of periwigs

Hungry For Art.

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64