Paint Mixer Mugs

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Do I have to be creative?'

Raphael

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Artist on the Beach

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

Artistic license.

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

'This guy's FAST!'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Artist, painting graphs.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'I think it's time we left...'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."